Wednesday, September 05, 2007

[bits of pieces] drunken Johnny's

I've read this interesting bits from http://arashi.vox.com/
I repost in focus for SMAP and KinKi, as her wrote.

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there is such a thing called a kaishoku in japan. a kaishoku is when a group of people meet to eat dinner, usually the group of people being people that work together. for example there would be a kaishoku maybe after a concert with all the staff and arashi. usually these kaishoku's are planned after something big is finished or for some special reason. it doesn't happen every week. basically people eat and drink and eat and drink. you can almost call it a nomikai but it's not purely drinking it's eating and drinking. x: in any case ... this is stories about kaishoku's of johnny's & arashi from various TV shows, magazines, josei jishin, and staff blogs.

No matter what will show up to a kaishoku. (tell me if you noticed something funny in this ranking)
1. Inohara Yoshihiko
2. Yamaguchi Tatsuya
3. Kokubun Taichi
4. Matsuoka Masahiro
5. Nagase Tomoya
--> 4 of 5 Tokio member loves kaishoku :P

Will not show up at kaishokus no matter what.

1. Domyoto Koichi
2. Joshima Shigeru
3. Imai Tsubasa
4. Ohno Satoshi
5. Domyoto Tsuyoshi

Here I repost SMAP and KinKi Kids part only here. The complete translation can be read here.

Nakai Masahiro
-At first he'll say he's not going to go but when the female staff whine a little and ask "Please go!~" he falls for it and ends up going like he has no other choice. This happens every single time.
-He always pays. Explains that he can't live with debts and always pulls out his wallet first.
-Rather than drinking he tends to smoke more. If the staff say "If you drink you're liver will hurt but if you smoke your lungs will hurt," and Nakai responds with "SHUT UP!" But when there are female staff he'll actually smoke inside the bathroom.

Kimura Takuya
-If possible he'll try to avoid kaishokus seeing he has a family and all, but he who like to have fun with the staff will enjoy it to the max when he does go.
-Even when he drinks, he doesn't get drunk. No one has really seen Kimura really drunk.
-The next day he even brings medicine for some of the staff that still have hang overs.

Inagaki Goro
-He talks, with no end. If Nakai asks him if he's an old lady, Goro who is drunk will explain he is in the middle of talking. When he is with his kouhais he is not like this only with SMAP members.
-His stance when drinking is exactly the way he sits when he does shows.

Katori Shingo
-The instant he drinks he's gone.
-He's the first to get up.
-He's constantly saying that he's too tired to get up and ends up making his manager go through a lot of trouble.


Okada Junichi

-Surprisingly he talks easily with the staff and enjoys kaishokus.
-There are many times where he doesn't say anything and just disappears.
-When it's slowly time to pay the bill, for some reason like an invisible man he's no where to be seen.

Domyoto Koichi
-He never shows up to kaishoku's, he's been to maybe 2/100.
-Because his tolerance is very high they called him the 2nd Kimura Takuya.
-Sometimes he orders coke instead of alochol, and ALWAYS asks for a glass of ice.
-Takes care of Tsuyoshi who doesn't have a high tolerance.

Domyoto Tsuyoshi
-He's very sweet to the female staff. Even if they are talking about something very boring he listens till the very end.
-It's all over once he starts drinking. He begins pouring drinks to the wrong people with the wrong glasses.
-When there is someone tall and built he constantly asks for a piggy back ride. Matsuoka and Nagasae are constantly doing this. But then when Innochi asks for one too, Matsuoka and Nagase hella get pissed off at Innochi.

You can read the rest here.

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As for SMAP members, I think I've read about it somewhere, though it's not about kaishoku but more about their habits on drinking.

As for Tsuyo, yeah, we knew that he can't drink. As for Kochan, I'm not sure..as I knew only that he mostly order for coke.
I am not surprised about his toward the female staff. It's just obvious while watching DK. You'll know :D
That's sweet for Kochan to take care of his partner while drunk ^*~


5 comments:

Unknown said...

LOL! somebody has to take care of Tsuyoshi when he's drunk! HAHAHHA :D :D...

But, he might have built his tolerance for alcohol since he's been obssessed with dark beer lately. lol...

ryo said...

Really? dark beer eh? XD

Ochie said...

hai! he has mentioned it a couple of times in his LF :)

Ochie said...

yikes! I didn't realize i'm using a diff blogger account.. :p... LOL... rochelle is also me, poch :)

ryo said...

hehee.. i knew it, Ochie :P